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19
Nov
09

Life’s Too Short to Read This Post

People say life is short, even that it’s too short. “Life’s too short to waste time with people you don’t like.” “Life’s too short so eat dessert first.”

For one, life’s not short. It’s long and getting longer. It used to be common for women to die in their twenties in childbirth. Now that’s pretty rare, at least in industrialized nations. In 2009, it’s common for women to live past 100.

Have you seen the Today show? They have a segment wishing people, “Happy 100th Birthday!” Every weekday, Willard Scott announces the names of people who have lived to be 100. People turn 100 all the time.

100 years seems like a long time, but I suppose it’s all relative. Compared to the estimated age of the earth, 4.5 billion years, 100 years is a brief moment. But really, is anyone interested in living for a billion years? Eventually, you solve every possible crossword and every imaginable sudoku and you get seriously bored. Really, even vampires have to get tired of life after 60 million years. Drinking blood for seven digits has to be Hell.

Back to that old line about life being too short to spend with people you hate, I think that’s backwards. In reality, life’s too long for people you hate. I think I’d be a funny old person. If I didn’t like someone, I’d say, “I got tired of you 57 years ago.”

That’s got to be one of the all-time great reasons to be a fruit fly. They have a lifespan of about two weeks. Two weeks?!?! You’d never make any enemies. You know if that guy at school or at work that you hate only had two weeks left, you’d be living it up. You might even get the dude a donut. Saying, “enjoy the powdered sugar” while thinking,   “never have to look at your sorry face again.”

05
Nov
09

Ten Fake Words and Phrases That Delight Asad123

10. tomacco
A strange genetic hybrid of a tomato and a tobacco leaf fused together by nuclear energy. Only exists in the world of The Simpsons.

9. quidditch
I’m not the biggest fan of Harry Potter, but I have to admit that this combination of soccer and polo played while flying on broomsticks is pretty cool.

8. grok
This is a verb that means “to understand.” Originally from Robert Heinlein’s sci-fi classic, “Stranger in a Strange Land,” the word had a brief run of popularity in the 60’s.

7. truthishly
From “Family Guy,” this word is uttered by Brian’s impossibly ditzy girlfriend, and roughly translates to “honestly.”

6. woot
An exclamation of surprise that was all the rage circa 2004

5. master of your domain
From the vast Seinfeld lexicon comes this phrase that refers to a person who has the willpower to keep himself or herself from manipulating his or her genitals for pleasure.

4. Shnikes
A mild exclamation used in place of more salty language, popularized by my APUSH teacher.

3. strategory
Invented by the writers of SNL, this word began its life in a parody of a George W. Bush speech. Rumor has it that it made its way to the White House as the Bush administration sought to own a term pejoratively used against it. It means “strategic.”

2. jigawatt
It was probably supposed to be gigawatt, but movie fans of a certain generation will never forget this mangled name of a unit spoken by Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) in the “Back to the Future” trilogy.

1. sacrilicious
A portmanteau (look it up) of sacrilegious and delicious used by Homer Simpson to describe a pancake he thought was God.

31
Oct
09

Music in Islam: Halal or Haram?

I will begin with a disclaimer. I am a student of Islam not an authority on Islam. I do not pretend to speak for all Muslims or even any Muslim other than myself. I fully respect others who disagree with me. My aim is neither to promote nor to deter a certain type of behavior. Rather I intend to present evidence so that readers may make informed decisions.

Listening to music is permissible in Islam, within certain limitations, based on authoritative evidence. Music is not Halal because I say so but because the divinely inspired Sunnah says so.  Only Allah has the power to make something halal (permitted) or haram (prohibited) within Islamic law. If one doubts that Allah alone has this power, one need only look to Surah Tahreem. It says, “O Prophet! Why holdest thou to be forbidden that which Allah has made lawful to thee?” (66:1, Yusuf Ali trans.) Not even Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) had the power to dictate the permitted and the prohibited.

Only a narrow domain of actions are prohibited while an expansive galaxy of actions is permitted. In a dispute over the permissibility of an action, the burden of proof lies on the person arguing for prohibition.  It would be impractical for the Quran and Sunnah to list all the things which are permitted. Instead Allah has chosen to inform us of the narrow domain of prohibited actions, with the understanding that actions He has not mentioned are permitted. Also, rather than delineating each possible individual case, like saying murdering parents is prohibited, murdering spouses is prohibited, and so on, actions are grouped into broad categories. Islam says, all murder, defined as the unjustified taking of human life, is prohibited. Since the burden of proof is on the one arguing for prohibition, if both I and my opponent present weak unconvincing evidence, I win because my opponent has not met the burden of proof while I have no burden of proof to meet. Pretty cool, huh? I could still lose, however, if my opponent presents strong evidence of the prohibition of music and I present weak evidence of its permissibility.

On joyous occasions, the Prophet (S) not only allowed, but encouraged the playing of music. One tradition that supports this claim comes from the collection of Ibn Majah who reports that Ibn Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) said:

Aishah, a wife of the Prophet,  gave a girl relative of hers in marriage to a man of the Ansar. The Prophet (S) came and asked, ‘Did you send a singer along with her?’  ’No,’ said Aishah. The Messenger of Allah (S) then said, ‘The Ansar are a people who love poetry. You should have sent along someone who would sing, ‘Here we come, to you we come, greet us as we greet you.’ “

What’s interesting about this tradition is that the Prophet (S) is not only saying music is permitted, he is saying that, at a wedding, it is preferable to have music than to go without.  He even suggests a few verses to be sung, lending support to the idea that he himself was one who enjoyed music.

In the authentic collections of Imam al-Bukhari and Imam Muslim, one finds the following:

Aishah narrated that during the days of Mina, on the day of Eid ul-Adha, two girls were with her, singing and playing on a hand drum. The Prophet (S) was present, listening to them with his head under a shawl. Abu Bakr then entered and scolded the girls. The Prophet (S), uncovering his face, told him, ‘Let them be, Abu Bakr. These are the days of Eid.

In his masterwork, Ihya Ulum-al-Deen (Revival of the Religious Sciences), Imam al-Ghazzali, mentions a story of Abyssinians (Ethiopians) dancing with spears in the Prophet’s Masjid. When the Prophet (S) observed this, he said, “Carry on, O Bani Arfidah ( a name applied to the Ethiopians).” In addition, he asked his wife, Aishah, “Would you like to watch?” (WP is acting up and will not allow me to remove this underlining.)

If music were haram, this story would make no sense. Why would the Prophet (S) allow foreigners to come into his own masjid and desecrate it with unlawful entertainment? Why would he invite his wife to partake in something forbidden?

However, the status of music as halal does not mean Muslims can listen to any song, any time, for any purpose. In his book, The Lawful and the Prohibited in Islam, Dr. Yusuf al-Qardawi, argues that certain limitations apply to music in Islam. In summary, these are the limitations:

1. If the music has lyrics, the lyrics should not conflict with the teachings of Islam.

2. Singing must not be sexually suggestive or obscene.

3. Muslims should not indulge in music to the point of excess. When a Muslim spends so much time on music that it interferes with his obligations as a Muslim, he is in danger.

4. If one finds that a certain type of music impels one to feel or to behave in a way that draws one away from Allah and away from Islam, one should avoid it.

5. Music must never accompany prohibited activities like drinking alcohol or gambling.

One final point remains. Those who say Islam prohibits music point to a specific Quranic verse that states,

And among the people is the one who buys idle talk (at the expense of his soul) in order to lead (people) astray from the path of Allah without knowledge, holdng it in mockery; for such there will be a humiliating punishment. (31:6, English trans. from Qardawi)

A refutation of this point comes from none less than the Andalusian Islamic philosopher, Ibn Hazm, a man so oft quoted that the phrase, “Ibn Hazm said . . .” became a proverb in his time. Ibn Hazm said:

This verse condemns a particular behavior, that of doing something to mock the path of Allah . . . It is this type of behavior which is condemned by Allah and not the idle talk in which one may indulge for mere relaxation, without intending to lead people astray from the path of Allah.

Therefore, the Quran does not prohibit music. I welcome comments from people on both sides of this issue, but please, no spam.

27
Oct
09

The Craziest Thing I’ve Seen

03
Oct
09

25,000

We did it! Thanks to my readers, this blog has surpassed 25,000 hits since March 16, 2008, the day of my first post. I   hope you keep coming back for more and keep telling your friends about this site.25000

02
Oct
09

What Happened to Chicago’s Olympic Bid?

Chicago will not be hosting the 2016 Olympics.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/

29
Sep
09

Mr. Jinnah

“No nation can rise to glory unless your women are side by side with you.” – Muhammad Ali Jinnah

I’m a deep admirer of Muhammad Ali Jinnah. It’s a travesty that the world reveres Gandhi and ignores Jinnah. Jinnah was far more pragmatic, far more diplomatic, and a far better leader in general than Gandhi. But I digress.

I’ve been looking online at famous quotations said by Muhammad Ali Jinnah. There are some great ones, and I considered writing a post composed only of his quotes. But instead, I’ve chosen to pick one and analyze it.

This quote shows the modernity in Jinnah’s thinking. He recognized that women matter. And not just in the social roles of wife, mother, daughter, and sister, though I would never minimize the importance of those roles, but women matter politically too.

But how does this idea square with Islam? Some brothers might like to quote the Hadith about how the Prophet (S) cursed nations that were headed by women. I’m not going to question the authenticity of that tradition.

But I think Jinnah’s quote fits well into the Islamic framework. Many of the Sahabah were women. The Prophet (S) welcomed questions from women. He also took the oath of allegiance from them. Also, we cannot turn back the clock and we cannot relegate women to the backseat. It is hard to imagine a scenario in which Islam will triumph as a nation while a majority of Muslim women remain illiterate and oppressed.

It’s a well known rule of thumb in MSA’s (Muslim Student Associations) that one sister is worth two brothers. Don’t get me wrong – Islam does not condone sexism in either direction. But this rule comes from the observation that generally, in American colleges, the sisters are much more involved in MSA, in generating publicity, in raising money, and in working diligently than their male counterparts.

Finally, look closely at history and you will see that nations that achieved glory were nations that empowered women. You can look at the Muslim ummah, the French revolution, England’s Elizabethan age and many other examples of brave men supported by strong women.

26
Sep
09

Song Analysis – “Everybody” – Ingrid Michaelson

We have fallen down again tonight,

In this world it’s hard to get it right.

Trying to make your heart fit like a glove,

What you need is love, love, love

[We all have times in our lives when we fall. It might be a bad grade, a disappointing evaluation at work, or a conflict in a relationship. In our sadness, we try to bring happiness back into our hearts. These are times when we depend most on the people we love.]

Chorus (x2):

Everybody, everybody wants to love,

Everybody, everybody wants to be loved.

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

[This is so simple and so true. Everybody wants to love and everybody wants to be loved. We spend so much time fixating on the things that make us different – factors like race, nationality, religion, language, and culture. While these things all have a value and a place, we should not let them lead us to forget that all of humanity is one family. We realize in our nuclear families that everybody needs love, but the same is true of the Adamic or human family. Next time you are in a group of people, stop and remind yourself that everyone around you wants love.]

Happy is the heart that still feels pain,

Darkness drains and light will come again.

Swing open up your chest and let it in,

Just let the love, love, love begin.

[The beginning of this stanza sounds like a contradiction, but it is actually a piece of deep wisdom. What she’s saying is that it is better to have a heart that is sick than to have a heart that is dead. When bad things happen and you just have numbness inside, that is when you should really worry because it might mean that you are dead inside. ]

[Chorus x2]

Everybody knows the love

Everybody holds the love,

Everybody folds for love.

Everybody feels the love,

Everybody steals the love,

Everybody heals with love.

[She’s saying that everyone recognizes love. Everyone receives love. Everyone gives things up for love. Everyone perceives love. Everyone is greedy for love. And everyone is restored by love.]

Oh oh oh

Just let the love, love, love begin

[Chorus]

Just let the love, love, love begin

[Chorus]

[Chorus x4]

24
Sep
09

Effective AIDS Vaccine?

In early trials, a combination of two vaccines, has proven over 30% effective in preventing AIDS. Expert Dr. Anthony Fauci hesitates to call it a “breakthrough.” But there is more hope on the AIDS vaccine front than ever before. Read this important article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/25/health/research/25aids.html

15
Sep
09

Do You Love Blogging?

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About Asad123

Hello, Assalam Alaikum, Hola,
I'm Asad Jaleel. I'm a law student at DePaul in Chicago (Loop Campus). My family is from Karachi, Pakistan. I'm a Muslim. I enjoy working out, playing video games, reading, and blogging.

 

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